I suddenly have disdain for all objects with right angles...

I'm intrigued by the "gonna fly now" rip off theme at the end.

I don't think I'm any better for knowing this existed.

This is the show that pissed J. Michael Straczynski off so much that he pitched a joke idea to cartoon executives about magical giant Aztec LEGOs, confident that no one would approve such a stupid show.

They loved the pitch and asked him how soon he would be able to start writing the series.

Was there any concept too dumb for kid's cartoons during the 80's?

Or the early 90s as well.

Why does the Rubik's cube hate Gypsies? Is he a commie or something?

I hate you so much, rubik. I would've re-randomized the colours just to get rid of his ugly little ass.

I wonder what happens if you peel off one of the little stickers.

Think of all the puzzle toys that could have been improved by the addition of a shriveled goblin face.

If someone could find some whole episodes I'd appreciate it.

He's our freehhhhhh

I am in awe of the fact that there was no pet rock cartoon.

....there wasn't one, right?

Holy shit, is that what happens when you solve one of those stupid toys? No wonder nobody ever completed those things.

Sadly, I remember this. But at least I remember hating it. This was about the time when they'd show Menudo videos during Saturday morning cartoons.

-1 star for no 'of course there's a cartoon' tag.