Why does he look like he just drank pee all the time?

Just seeing him makes me convulse. I'm hung over and this just made it much worse. He's autistic right?

Oh God, he is fucking repulsive. I can't even watch it with the sound off.

"Mommy, what's wrong with that man?" "Just look away, dear! Look away!"

Please don't tell me UGO is paid him to do this.

The first boss from Final Fight really let himself go.

Not even Rex can make hundreds of people standing in line for a piece of electronics sadder.

Why... why does he act like that?

Who the fuck took all their heroin by accident last month and hired fucking Rexington Fear as a viral journalist

He's been unemployed for years; how the hell can Mr. Large and Dumb afford an iPhone?

He needs to wear longer shirts.

You sir are no Randy Savage.

yay for rexy!! entertain us with your embarassing freestyle raps and your gap teeth

iPhone - 1
Lord Rexington Fear - 0
The Rest of the World - -1,000,000

Fix your volume levels you fat stupid fuck. Jesus. You fail even at sucking.

I'm always shocked by how similar he is to all the caricatures of him. If anything, they're too flattering.

I still have the "In the Realm of Fear" comic book somewhere. Having Sam Henderson to spend 5 minutes drawing a cartoon about him is easily the pinnacle of his contribution to society.