My God, I just noticed how much James Bond Jr. and Captain Planet look alike. Minus the mullet and the waitress trying to bump into the hero with a cart.

Ah, yes. The cartoon that featured Odd Job dressed like a hip-hop artist circa 1992 and Jaws with a pneumatic robo-jaw and Felix Leiter's annoying surfer dude kid.

Has there ever been a "(Blank): The Next Generation" type cartoon that didn't suck really badly?

I will post a terrible LJ entry about this later, but damn this show brings back bad memories.

WHILE-HE-RES-CUES-THE-GIRL

So is this kid supposed to be one of the illegitimate children James Bond undoubtedly fathered with a previous Bond girl?

So much neon. Damn you 90s!

Nothing says "unlicensed spin-off" like this show's theme song.

I have wanted a laser watch since watching this show as a kid.

This was the most disappointing cartoon I ever saw. If I recall correctly I stayed home sick from school one day at least partly because I wanted to finally see it, and I was so mad when it was over. If you take a Bond film and remove everything except the part where he is given three gadgets, and the three following scenes in each of which he uses one of those gadgets, that is how it went.

I'm five staring for awfulness, and chasing scum arround the world. Also, X-men Evolution sucked.