Someone submitted La Choy Dragon to the hopper but not this one. I like this one better just because of the multiple physical threats to kids who are considering not buying the toys.

Dumb.

The build quality on those toys is pretty terrible.

If you tell mom and dad what we've said, we'll gouge out your eyes and fill you with lead.

4 stars for muppet threats, -1 star for them not sticking to this format afterwards.