Xenocide - 2022-09-04
This judge sucks, she got the routine all wrong! Everyone knows that you're supposed to wait until the judge says "order in the court!" and then you reply "I'll have a burger and fries!" Then after the jury stops laughing an hour later, THAT'S when the judge says, "this isn't Burger King," but she says it with a wink because you're just such an incorrigible scamp.
Then later you realize that you should have prepared a defense other than a hamburger joke because it turns out the prosecution has photos of you committing all those murders.
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