Sorry guys, this is an emergency. I'M CHUCK NORRIS.

This is the greatest self-fellating ego cartoon ever

Apprentally the guy who narrated the intro was paid by the "Chuck Norris."

while we we're transporting a uhhh.. state of the art uhh... robot uhh...

"I'm going after Too Much." You certainly were, Mr. Norris. You certainly were.

Chuck (chuck) Norris (norris)

What does it do? EVERYTHING.

Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the laser robot?

Jesus, Chuck Norris might be the biggest failure in history.

I didn't think they'd mention Chuck Norris' name that many times in the credits, but I was WRONG!!!

I like the crushing wave of self defeat that suddenly comes over him in the intro.