Here have a bunch of em.

His gut is big enough to cover him wearing board shorts.

An easy +2 charisma.

It's worth the short view, maybe in incognito mode. The re-sheathing is perfect.

Ok, bolstered by your words of encouragement, I took the plunge. I liked the auto-focus struggles, and was relieved that nothing got more explicit than in the preview.

I'll accept +2 CHA, but obvs it's also a -4 DEX. Throw in katana proficiency as consolation, but disallow quick draw or whatever the related feat is called--for any weapon. +1 HP per level.