Oh my lord YES.

Just to hear him at the podium ranting about getting ripped off by Hammacher-Schlemmer. Just to hear him asking every female reporter or head of state "how do you like yer pussy eaten?"

Pro tit
Pro clit

Jewish pornographer for president? The good ol' boys will love him!

My new catchphrase is now "Go ahead, suck a dick. Take your goddamn computer and throw it in the ocean."

I couldn't watch this because I threw my computer in the ocean.

Hey, an independent candidate that's worth voting for!

Get married! Suck a dick!

I'd vote for him just for his logo, regardless of his platform. Then it turns out his platform is awesome, too.

Crazy is not properly covering your backdrop.