Au contraire, Blackadder.

Stuff like this is why I come here, not the endless back and forth about political shit that can’t be changed.

Totally agree. I mean, there's a lot of political evil right now, and that's fine, but this is the quality content you don't see on Reddit's front page.
Also, my Spotify started playing Criminal by Fiona Apple during this video, which was the perfect soundtrack. I love when that happens.

That big honking rubber neck collar

Do your breasts hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er yer shoulder
like a Continental solider?
Do your breasts hang low?

I really just want to sample the breathing and mechanical noise in the background for some creepy industrial track.

John Kerry really fell off the deep end after losing that election...

Ed Gein is rolling in his grave. SILICONE IS NO SUBSTITUTE FOR FEMALE FLESH!

this is the good stuff

Put em on the glass