When I was about 6 months old, my mother reports that I fell 6 feet off of a deck. "You just rolled off, away from me, underneath the railings, off the deck and you bounced on the ground when you landed. It's a good thing that babies' bones are pretty flexible."

Yea, mom was pretty lax when it came to the whole supervision thing.

Still, babies ARE pretty bouncy, and you really have to fuck up to break a little kid's bones, says the father of 2.

I always go with the rule "you can always tell in a 'Fail Compilation' how critically injured the person is by how fast they cut to the next script to avoid the screaming in pain or lifeless body".

What a bunch of Dutch pussies. When I was a kid

Yeah, I mean, I could supervise my kid and stop them from doing dangerous things and hurting themselves, but how else am I going to get those sweet, sweet YouTube views?

That was a great full scorpion at 29.