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Nominal - 2019-03-02

Star Wars action scenes without 15 qpm (quips per minute) and yo mama prank calls?


SolRo - 2019-03-02

Update the graphics, add 6 hours of repetitive filler with micro transactions and you got yourself the next AAA Star Wars game.


Xenocide - 2019-03-02

DESTROY THE DEATH STAR FOR JUST $40


garcet71283 - 2019-03-02

Well, this would cost me $40 in quarters to destroy the Death Star...


Xenocide - 2019-03-02

STAR WARS PREQUEL ARCADE:

Level One: Find out that slavery is legal on Tatooine but do nothing about it.

Level Two: Seduce your future wife with sexy sand complaints

Level Three: Kill all the Jedi children in 60 seconds for high score!


STAR WARS SEQUEL ARCADE:

Level One: Do the same thing as level one of the original game, but the explosions are bigger.

Level Two: Nervously leave the arcade as patrons discover you play as a girl in this level and proceed to take a bat to the machine while insisting that they're "true fans" of the game they're trying to smash.

Level Three: Kylo Ren marries Yoda.


Raggamuffin - 2019-03-02

Not the younglings!


Two Jar Slave - 2019-03-02

Star Wars Sequels Arcade, level 2: It's a bullet hell SHMUP where you play as an elderly Princess Leia floating through space, and all the enemies are poorly-conceived allegories about the military industrial complex, maaan.


Nominal - 2019-03-02

Insert quarters, listen to random track of a Jerky Boys album, cut straight to credits, leave knowing your expectations were subverted.


SolRo - 2019-03-03

Where's the movie explaining how/if tatooine ended slavery? I'm guessing it was still around and luke also didn't give a fuck.


garcet71283 - 2019-03-03

Slavery on Tatooine was cool and good and Watto did nothing wrong.


Nominal - 2019-03-03

I got down to being able to beat it on 2-3 credits. I swear there were a couple auto hit parts where it was impossible to avoid damage.


Born in the RSR - 2019-03-03

STAAAR WAAAARS! NOTHING BUT STAAAAAR WAAAARS!


tethercat - 2019-03-03

Back in my college days, I bought a Neo-Geo and Samurai Shodown 1. Got damn good with Haoumaru, too.

There was a pizza place by my bus stop, and due to scheduling it was 45 minutes between bus rides. So I would consistently pop one quarter into the upright cabinet and play for 45 minutes from start to finish on difficulty 8.

Anyway. 5-stars for beating an arcade unit on one quarter.


blue vein steel - 2019-03-07

I worked in the kitchen at Chucky's, and we always finished our cleanup earlier than everyone else, but i had to wait around for about 30 minutes every night to give my friend a ride home. This was the newest a coolest game we had, so i'd grab a few tokens and play while waiting. It's pretty short and the patterns are easy to learn.


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