Oh, internet, I can't stay mad at you!

So our comments are automatically dated now? What a great idea!

I got one of these when I inherited my grandfather’s ENORMOUS Christian research library a few months ago. Several hundred books, and his notes on Biblical prophecy and the end of the world, with some shitty print-off “signatures” from Donald Trump, thank him for donations. My grandfather is a humorless, emotionless Calvinist who learned Koine Greek and Hebrew so as to understand when the apocolypse is coming. His theory is that you can’t directly predict when the Rapture will happen, only narrow it down to Passovers on a seven year cycle.