GREAT ROOSEVELT'S GHOST!

If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you're here to make war, we surrender.

*sawing* Hey don't cut that, I need that to speak! *sawing faster*

5 stars for Truman kicking his way out of a crate

Deviled egg???

"Are you coming on to me?" "Hah, crackers, I take exception to that!" "I didn't hear a noooo~..."

I regret saying this, but Star Trek Deep Space Nine did Roswell better.

"I wish I had my wallet..."

probably the finest writing during the tenure of the show

Words cannot express my love for Dr. Zoidberg.

"...the same deviled egg."

"NERTZ to this spaceman!