He play joke, but the joke was on him.

Probably a mainlander.

And here I thought Singaporean elevator urine detectors were needlessly draconian.

WTF is it about China that produces so many vindictive assholes intentionally trying to ruin everything for other people?

Like I'll give America credit here, as most of its assholes are just unintentionally destructive, ignorant or self-absorbed assholes (usually drunk).

Oh I'm trying this.

My favorite part of this story:

According to the Beijing News, the boy’s father denied the validity of the video and defended his son’s actions.

“[The father] says that his son cannot yet urinate that high, he doesn’t believe it, and his son won’t admit it, says he didn’t do it,” a reporter told the newspaper.

Luckily, he didn't hit bottom. Good thing he is Asian.

"My son is innocent. He did not play this trick." Said the father as he wiped a tobasco-like substance from the front of his jeans

The magic of consequences. One to grow on.

"Me Chinese, me play joke."

"Me go peepee in your - Wait. What? AAAAAGH!!!"