Five-star animation.

After five years, my daily Youtube searches for "cute bondage cartoon" have finally paid off.

That was *wonderful*.

It's part Aline Kominsky-Crumb and part Rocko's Modern Life.

I used to totally do that thing where I'd grab a highly intellectual book (OH WHATS THIS? KIRKEGAARD/DAWKINS/PROUST?! MY FAVORITE!) in a bookstore hoping people would think I'm not actually there for Star Wars novels.

Which are just another form of bondage porn, really.

Working the high beams.