"Your vote tipped the scales!"

Look, let’s be real here.

*turns the chair and baseball cap around*

Bert was the only black Muppet they didn’t silence.

Heaven has a loading and unloading entrance? How far is it from the stage?

This is only slightly less depressing than the muppets on Sesame Street that have a dad in jail or who got AIDS. Sesame Street in other countries chooses to deal with those topics.

Gluttony is a sin.

Arms too fat to box with God.