I watched this and then ate 2 frozen burritos and potato chips for dinner

Somehow this is way more charming than it has any right to be.

I laughed when she used the funny swear words...

There are some useless how-to videos out there to be sure. But once in a while YouTube comes through. This past weekend I had to replace a fence post that had broken with maybe 15 inches still in the ground, and I was envisioning having to do a hell of a lot of digging to get at it. But instead I did what this guy did:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8bGRDsoXxQ

And indeed it worked! I feel like marrying the unhelpful British woman was an extraneous step, but the fence is holding up great.

Like I'm gonna take advice from somebody who needs two hands to crack an egg.

The mother of every mass shooter rolled into one.

The kind of person that made Roy Moore ask permission to fuck her daughter.

* It's easier to break an egg without getting shell in it if you crack it against a hard surface rather than on the edge of a bowl.

* You don't need a utensil to make an omelette -- just shake the pan around and dump it out when it's done. It'll fold itself over if you do it correctly.

* The dangers of eating raw eggs are mostly pretty overblown, unless you're a pregnant woman.

* Swearing about eggs, their preparation, and those who eat them is not funny.