Nope.

NOT-CANON.

Minions are a domesticated subcaste of Grotling. They are asexual, reproduce through fungal spores, and are an extremely efficient method to capture an Objective Token, being 1 point a piece, however they require a MINIONHERDER, Ork (5 pts) with 3 yards. All Minions outside of that 3 yard circle take an immediate Morale test, failure means that Minion is removed from play. At player's discretion, the MINIONHERDER may SACRIFICE a nearby Minion for a 3 die bonus to ignore boardwide Morale checks among all safe Minions.

This piece has been removed from play as of 6th Edition. Minion tokens may still be used as decorative elements within regularly accepted guidelines.

The extended scrubbing sequences involving the young male child minion really left me with a disturbing feeling that hurt my stomach.

You guys should all google "Games for Girls" or something along those lines. There are a CRAP TON of shitty and bizarre webgames involving pregnant characters... including some that are underage. It's insanely creepy and disturbing.

I liked the part where they could not conceive how a minion would actually give birth so the baby came out of a jumpgate portal which stressed flash player so badly it lagged the video capture for ten seconds straight.

I don't want to bring children into this world.