Mrs. Hook looks like my Aunt.

Public-access christian children's shows are a boon to the puppet industry. Also, MRS. HOOK

I guess oil and water do mix. I want episodes!

That's a mighty long opening sequence for a kid's show.

Oh damn, I remember seeing this aired! I love you, POE.

"a rough crowd of motorcyclists"

Wait..going from biker gang to piracy involving children is what Jesus wants? I'm lost.

Mrs. Hook totally has a stump fetish. It is just one of those things you can tell.

Saw this on Evil Video.. didn't realize he went from biker to pirate, though. Also, Mrs. Hook.

"HE'S ENLISTED ME TO HOOK BOYS AND GIRLS."

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You don't say.