More like, how did you NOT find this?

There are a lot of these. Weird nonsensical quasi-fetishy songs that _seem_ to be made for kids... horny kids with fetishes. It's baffling and infuriating and parents are letting kids watch this crap on their phones because they think its educational or something (or at least it keeps them occupied).

You click on one thing and then you click on another and four hours later you're knee deep in terrifying iterations of the end result of Youtube monetization. This Toys in Japan guy has *hundreds* of these.

I would believe it. My "Suggested related videos" ticker literally went crazy and displayed a new suggestion every few seconds for the entire duration of the video.

The Hitler one is amazing.

Dr. Frederic Wertham, you're wanted at the front desk.

They're big money, too. That one with Mickey Mouse peeing in Minnie's bath that the Retsupurae guys stumbled on a few weeks ago had around 80,000,000 views, which is conservatively more in ad revenue than probably 6 months of my income.


I would love to know the history of this stuff, we used to buy $1 DVDs of it in Boston and NYC Chinatowns years before Youtube even existed, but it has definitely gotten weirder and more sexualized lately.

Right, but Disney could shut that down tout-suite.

Hold the phone, OZ, you're saying this existed PRE-INTERNET? Was it the daddy finger song?

Excuse me, PRE-YOUTUBE?