I'm pretty sure my misreading was motivated in part by this video at 1:14:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=160428
So have we stumbled onto an exciting new fetish: hiding a camera in someone's home and watching them eat McNuggets out of the toilet at 3am? I mean, there are worse things ... right?
There's a business on my commute that has a sign that reads "WE TEST WATER". I can't tell you the number of times I saw it out of the corner of my eye and thought it said "WE TASTE TATERS".