the weirdest part is that it's actually not a sex thing

Do we have MLP to thank for this?

The Eastern European witches would make a salve composed of baby fat and belladona. When applied to the stick of a broom and vigorously rubbed on a moist mucous membrane, sufficient alkaloid would be absorbed to cause hallucination and sensation of flight.

I'm just sayin...

I guesses it's true when they say that there is nothing to do in Finland.