I have spent my life as a horror movie fan. When my Southern Baptist grandmother saw this report she lost her shit. Still referenced it 20 years later, worried for my soul.

Yet going through her possessions when she died, my god, did she have a lot of Lifetime Television rape-horror movies she'd bootlegged.

I'll stick to Barker and Carpenter, thanks gran.

Everyone knows it's graphic video game bikinis that are corrupting our kids.

Ash does not die and come back as a spirit, you dumbshit.

1980s - D&D is making your kids into Satanists
1990s - rock music is making your kids violent and join gangs
2000s - videogames are making people sexist and youtube
is turning your kids into white nationalists