Christmas with the Kents

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Oscar Wildcat

- 2016-12-06

It's best not to go down that rabbit hole, Clark. Once you start questioning the existence of imaginary forces for Good, who knows where you'll end up?!?!?

Bort

- 2016-12-06

Superman and Santa are next door neighbors at the North Pole. If your next door neighbor is fictional, that opens up troubling possibilities that can be resolved only by the existence of Gumby (who can walk into ANY book, which is to say he unifies fiction and non-fiction).

... Grant Morrison works too.

http://comicsalliance.com/on-the-cheap-suicide-squad-58-the-is sue-where-john-ostrander-kim-yale-and-geof-isherwood-kill-grant-mo rrison/

Sanest Man Alive

- 2016-12-06

Way to force your parents to accumulate heavy metal poisoning and die painfully, Clark. I hope being surprised on christmas was worth it, you selfish little shit, because the reaper left you a real doozy under the tree* this year!

*Technically, Jonathan Kent collapsed of a stroke halfway between the tree and the plate of Kandorian quantafudge cookies left out by his son. It was all part of a convoluted plan to annul Superman's brainwashed marriage to Mad Harriet of the Furies, and Pa Kent suffered only minor discomfort from the nerve paralytic the cookies had been laced with. Everybody had a good laugh in the end.

Raggamuffin - 2016-12-06

Better than when his X-Ray vision gave half the girls in his high school cancer.

Bort - 2016-12-06

The Kents died of pirate filth:

http://www.the-isb.com/?p=2232

Oscar Wildcat - 2016-12-07

Kent's mom is pretty hot in the modern clip. Your link has her looking like Radar O'Reilly after raiding Clinger's wardrobe.

Bort - 2016-12-07

That's nothing: Aunt May has gone from looking like Emperor Palpatine to looking like Marisa Tomei.

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