The pre-load image was enough for me.

"I believe in you."

'Rag on a stick' is a linkable tag.

Twelve seconds. Twelve. Fucking. Seconds.

Evil video of the year.

There is a magical POETV algorithm that some how knows (it just KNOWS) when a video is so good, so.... POETV...... that it knows to take new tags and link them to the very video submitted.

The rest of you who have been around here for awhile know what I'm talking about.

Could use a "Longshoreman's Delight" tag if you want to go deep old school.

Don't miss her graduate-level Egyptology thesis at 0:55.

I bet that shake tastes good as hell though. For those of you who puked at the sight of it, it was just Pop Tarts, ice cream, and milk. Don't front, that sounds delightful (to drink with a straw, not poured into your gullet via funnel).

Need zero-G fatties.

2% milk? That guy is a fucking amatuer.

Back in the Egyptian ages the fatter you were the more loved you were.