It's as if someone vertically bisected the John Stamos and Al Pacino exhibits at Mme. Toussaud's then tried to melt their halves together with a hair dryer turned up too high.

Oh Void. Never stop being wrong.

You do you, man.

"He was an ineffectual president..."

It's almost like it's trivial to prove that statement entirely wrong.
http://wtfhasobamadonesofar.com/1/

Even without the insane level of resistance the Republicans put up against him from the night he was elected onward (that was when the semi-secret meeting at that hotel where the Republican heads in Congress, the Senate, and the RNC met and agreed to just stonewall him in perpetuity, right? I can't remember the precise date), Obama's been an excellent president. One of your best, really.

He has his faults, don't get me wrong, I'm not a fan of how hard his administration has gone after whistleblowers, or how it's expanded the dronestrike program, and I might quibble a little over some of its white collar crime prosecution-ferver levels, but given the eight years he's had to govern during?

One of your best.

"Regressive leftism"

The height of wit is to change the prefix of a word. Surely.

What's that? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my reformed health care, the sound of our 75 consecutive months of job growth, and the sound of how dead Osama Bin Laudin is.

Now I know what you're thinking. "But those things don't make sounds!" It may seem that way, but consider this: Void's post was extremely stupid.

He'll be our ambassador to Germany just so he can make "Hey yo, Angela!" his catchphrase again.

They've dedicated themselves to the idea that telling a bald-faced lie often enough and loudly enough will eventually make it true. I'm fairly certain this won't end with his presidency either; just wait until Texas prints the next batch of history books for public schools and we'll see how far it really goes.