I shit myself today
And it made me squeal
I focus on the strain
My ass has begun to peel
The turds tear my hole
Hemorrhoids feel the sting
I try to flush it all away
But the bowl still has a ring
Man, fuck not having the internet. Meant as a reply to teener, but this site just sucks on a phone. Miss you peeps. Keep your head up kingarthur. Peace out.
I never really found his gimmick annoying. Well I mean annoying on levels that bothered me.
What I found infinitely more annoying is the whole Anti-Fandom that surrounds the guy on the internet. It devolves into shitty class warfare mud-slinging where of course everybody on the internet is rich and successful and can totally snag reservations at Dorsia. So a TV show about restaurants where ANYONE can just walk in and eat?! Disgusting! What a piece of flyover hog slop! Because I love saying 'flyover' cause it's like the new 'N' word but for poor people and nobody likes poor people except poor people so there's no consequences!