The poor guy has no idea what's going on around him.

I have to admit, Al is corny, but he always seemed like a cool guy to know.

That ending: can we say, o/` awk-waaard o/`

I was always puzzled by the "starving in Japan" line. Who was starving in Japan in the 80s?

Ah, back when a Michael Jackson impression constituted blackface.

I feel just like that. Nobody understands me and I don't get them. I suck at life.

...WHAT?

Its that old showbiz motto... When in doubt, bite the co-host.

I wonder if there's a Japanese equivalent of Weird Al?