Jericho/ CM Punk for me! I might also vote Undertaker, if he ran on a Ritual Human Sacrifice platform.

Honestly though, I think the only wrestler who'd have a chance at becoming President is John Cena. Cena's got the look, he's got the public moral standing, and most importantly, he's got the right mindset - the obedient, company-man mindset so essential for getting vetted by the media.

Makes sense to me, they're both racists and both have spent time in the Ring.

The "racist comments" story meme was grossly mischaracterized. Hogan's not a racist, he's just super-protective of his daughter, which makes sense, given his healthy interest in incest.

To the best of my knowledge, there has been no indication that Trump is an incest fetishist. If he wants someone to run as his VP, he should pick Hillary, which is probably what they've been planning all along.

If I can start calling the Presidential races like a wrestling match does that make wrestling real or politics fake?

The answer you're looking for is "yes."