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Prickly Pete - 2015-12-04

The slogan "Eat Like You Mean It" is everything wrong with this country.


infinite zest - 2015-12-04

I dunno, I always eat like I mean it, because I eat if I'm hungry. A more American version would be "Eat Because You Can" or "Because It's There."


SolRo - 2015-12-04

"Eat because you're bored"


infinite zest - 2015-12-04

I drink because I'm bored. :D


SolRo - 2015-12-04

then you eat because you're drunk

thus, you ate because you're bored.

QED


infinite zest - 2015-12-05

I'm actually never hungry when I drink, but I don't get drunk, at least not since college. The worst is getting wasted and deciding two slices of pizza AND a Q'doba burrito at 3 in the morning is a great idea. You still wake up with a hangover and a feeling of being full and hungry and wanting to puke all at the same time.


RedRust - 2015-12-05

If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face.


infinite zest - 2015-12-04

Oh well, for all of my Bill Hicks-ian cynicism when it comes to marketing and selling out on any level, I must remind myself that the Simpsons was in its prime during "Don't lay a finger on my Butterfinger."

Also they snuck in an ad for Nintendo 3DS right into the show. And by "snuck" I mean whatever the opposite of "snuck" is.


Crab Mentality - 2015-12-06

If you can take money from an advertiser while just making fun of them, isn't that the best deal you can make?


Simillion - 2015-12-05

this is perfect, carls jr burgers really are messy sloppy drippy flavorant-stanking piles of cow manure


duck&cover - 2015-12-05

This does not make me want to eat at Carl's Jr.


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2015-12-05

"They're stealin' stuff, Rick! They're stealin stuff!"

We are in a new golden age of advertising.


Raggamuffin - 2015-12-05

My stars are for "Cronenburgers" which I hope has a future


duck&cover - 2015-12-09

"Cronenburgers," if you have more than one mouth.


infinite zest - 2015-12-05

I haven't been to a Hardee's in a good decade since I lived in the Midwest. I remember the same star logo but the menu was different. I was on the road so I didn't have much choice, but they had a surprisingly good veggie burger. So I got down south to enter Carl's Jr. Territory and they didn't have any veggie options :(


RedRust - 2015-12-05

Come to SoCal, I believe they have the veggie burger over here.


infinite zest - 2015-12-05

We have Carl's Jr in Oregon too, there's actually one a couple blocks from my house, but I usually stick to Burgerville, which is sort of Oregon's In-n-Out, if I need to get fast food. Their black bean burger's great, but they print out nutrition facts right on the receipt: it's kind of sad when you read that your veggie option has more calories and fat than a Big Mac.

But still half the calories of the Tex Mex burger, Jesus H. 1200 calories! And from their website the only veggie "burger" I see is just a shitload of guacamole and cheese inside a bun. I used to eat at Carl's Jr. all the time when I was a kid. It was before the quirky/ironic TV spots but they always just advertised the food instead of gimmicks. And I was a little porker despite being on nearly every sports team imaginable. But goddamn their fries are the best thing ever.


infinite zest - 2015-12-05

And that settles it: I'm marching over to CJs and getting an order of fries and I'm making poutine with my leftover veggie gravy from thanksgiving!


spikestoyiu - 2015-12-05

This is great. Make money.


spikestoyiu - 2015-12-05

Also, I just noticed Morty's plumbus.


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2015-12-05

If you think that's great, check out Amazon. They are now selling plumbuses with real fleeb juice!

http://www.amazon.com/None-none-Plumbus/dp/B017K9Q99E/ref=sr_1 _1?ie=UTF8&qid=1449348975&sr=8-1&keywords=plumbus

https://www.etsy.com/listing/253747017/plumbus-from-rick-and-m orty-just-a?ref=related-1


infinite zest - 2015-12-05

hmm.. I think I'll stick to my Hitachi Magic Wand.. but good to know! :)


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