Eat a fucking dick you you prick. Paint all your walls methodically with my cum. I hope your fucking mom rides a displeasing vespa for 13 years.

--Tim, to Frogstar

Hey Frogstar. Just wondering what you're up to after your shift tonight at the bowling alley. I'm thinking we see Steve Jobs? It's not doing too well and will probably be out of theaters soon.

--William, to Frogstar

Dear Tim,

I truly apologize for my actions at the bowling alley the other night, but as you know my manager was there and everybody must pay for shoes, even friends. In hindsight, my actions were deplorable and please accept my deepest apologies.

-Frogstar, to Tim

Dear William,

I would love to see the new Steve's Job movie with you, but unfortunately my manager has me working until close. You may not have heard, but Ed, the night guy, suffered a stroke last week and we're very understaffed. Hopefully catch up with you on Thursday.

-Frogstar, to William

Frogstar was the focus puller.