I was kinda hoping it would accidentally go off actually.

Actually, I was really kinda hoping that.

Fuck it, shoot this person in the head.

They did the same shit with Clinton, the black president just adds like vanilla beans to the crazy sauce.

What I love is the comments ranting about crazy mind controlled Obamaslaves being critical of this. "He must have hit a nerve!"

My favorite example of the "Must have hit a nerve" school of rhetoric was the crazy Right-wing woman with the bag of horse testicles, remember her? She was talking about how conservative men were cowards with no balls, and when liberals would criticize her, you'd have some completely oblivious conservative man shoot back with "Well, I guess she must have hit a nerve! Can't handle the truth, eh?"

Like any good Christian, make sure to say "F-ing" so you don't hurt God's feelings, but "floppy eared crack smoking fudge packing islamic extremist muslim arab" is perfectly acceptable in the one true god's eyes.

Islamic Socialist Extremist Muslim Homosexual Fudgepackers would be a great addition to those Saban shows they used to make. Throw in a robot dinosaur or three and you have a hit!

Well, if you're going to put a dictator in office for 68 years, it's best to make sure that he's a socialist.

Also, the crazy hair is a big plus.