I was expecting craziness, I skipped through and saw nothing of interest. This is just some square trying to get the bars closed down.
As a former bouncer I had little patience for drunken assholes, but nothing here is really drawing my ire.

The last time Oscar was in that nabe was for the closing of this dear old thing,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collective:Unconscious

Back in the day, it was a Bad Place to be, so in between the junkies and the freaks and the whores grew some pretty wild flowers. But then the Money came, and with it a flood of trust fund bros, suburban jocks and their blow up fuck toys. I tell you plainly Cena: they bound with bramble and briars, my joys and desires!

So what you see here, is pretty much what there is now. But once, Greatness. Stars for that, then.

In Austin, there's 6th street, which is nothing but gimmicky bars. It's like Bourbon Street in New Orleans, but smaller. It's literally just a place to go and get fucked up for tourists, college students, and whoever is visiting during whatever festival is happening at the time.

I had a friend puke in the street, right into the gutter after a night of hard partying, and I was very confident when I said "Listen, there is a time and a place for this. It is here, and now."

That's a great quote. It feels very zen.

Yeah, this is pretty much my neighborhood and my nightly walking routine, but replace the abundance of cabs, and other reliable transportation and on-point police officers with pretty much nothing at all.

Depends on your definition of "residential" I suppose.. most of what you see there are tenements with restaurants and bars on the first floor. But the suburbs it is not.