Dan Schneider is the best?

Dan Schneider is the best...at being questionable. Or, questionable at best.

For instance, the time he used social media to apparently fulfill his desire for youths to send in pics of their feet:

http://38.media.tumblr.com/1ed022d9eb9b4dddaa3ec489db176f0d/tu mblr_inline_nl2id18LYr1qgym11.jpg

Yeah, some of this criticism is petty unfounded, but it's hard to dispute the questionable nature of Nickelodeon's executives. Forget HappyCabbie; it's people like Dan Schneider who are largely to blame for the sudden explosion of softcore porn masquerading as social media "challenges".

I don't think he's molesting kids, but he's definitely a creeper, and he knows exactly what he's doing.

That and whoever decided a living Bratz doll/pop singer was needed.

counterpoint: she's blonde AND dark!! It's like magic.

Ariana Grande's been pretty candid about her allegiance to the forces of darkness, however. One of the keys to Illuminati mind control is that it has to be done subtly; there is nothing subtle about hunting for the Gates of Hell, or uploading 666 megabytes of corrupted demon photos.

Well..... they're insane?