"Thank God my husband died." Ha ha ha.

I hate it when I rape someone and they're thankful afterwards. Kinda steals my thunder.

Thank god for being an utter jackass of a supervisor, if that's what you want. Most people just SUE.

thank god grattude wasn't my parent either

Thank God I can cope with tragedy in an emotionally healthy way.

Thank God I was Anorexic, because Jesus hates fatties.

well, that explains it. one of the creators of this thing has Downs.

Hello, nihilists.

Thank God I was born gay- to be a pariah to the other Christians.

I want to shoot everyone of these people in the ass, just to hear them say it.

I didn't think it was possible, but I hate religion even more after that ordeal.

Aids are pretty helpful, unlike AIDS the disease, which sucks.

That's fucked up! I thank my intellegence that I'm not religious.

Thank God I'm not retarded like these people.

"You said 'Thank God I was Raped' twice." "I like thanking God I was raped."

Dollars to doughnuts that one chick killed her husband.

Thank God For Racism!

I thank god my husband died. Because seriously, look at me. I just wanted the money.

she definately offed her husband for the money

the creator looks like a halibut

Being religious sounds a lot like being the bitch in S&M... "Thank you God, may I have another?"

Thank God for all the reasons smart people become athiests

Insane circular logic is needed to justify belief in an all-good, all-powerful god in an evil world.

oh god his haircut now i can't focus on anything else

Thank God I raped you

Be inspired by their pyramid scheme. Royalties!

THANK GOD I CAUSED 9-11

Thank God I Found Portal Of Evil And My Brain Was Totally Raped.

Hey, no biggie!

Thank God for IEDs, am I right?

Also, these Christians seem pretty liberal. Tubby has a nose ring, and black guy seems to have long hair.

I got quite a giggle out of "Thank God I Was Adopted."

Also, "Thank God I Was a Drug Addict"? Hell yeah. Thank God I Get High as Often as Possible. Now that's a God I can get behind.

I thank God for masturbation, because if I wasn't touching my penis, I would be busy making fun of these people.

Thank god nobody has the heart to explain reality to me anymore.

Wait, I thought God had a thing for virgins.

Faaaan Geeeeod I had uh sssstrooooke.

Thank God all this shit happened to you assholes and not me. Whew!

"Thank God everyone pronounces my last name 'Crotch'."

Thank God I was raped while watching this video.

Impenetrable logic, that.

Eugh. Thank God I'm an atheist.

Thank God I spent five minutes of my God given life watching this video and reading all the comments!

Thank God I'm nailed to this cross and filled with looooooooveeeeee, come sing with me before the shock sets in.

That's true how can I be raped? God, are you listening?

Bad > Good

It's so simple, if you don't think about it.

Thank I have God for Verizon DSL.