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If he can't move heavy objects then explain that belt buckle. fake
On one hand: never being able to give a proper, manly handshake, and never being able to sign your name properly. On the other hand: a lifetime supply of The Stranger.
Why settle for a manly handshake when you can have a cyber-manly handshake capable of snapping a hand of flesh off at the wrist?
This is some SERIOUSLY cool stuff. 5 stars for offering a better way to those that have lost the use of a limb.
DEY TOOK MY THUMB CHARLIE!
"Elective Amputation" made me think it was a case of Body integrity identity disorder, but the limb was functionally dead so elective might not be the right word.
He asked for this.
Between his natural arm and this, hand over fist he got the better deal.
I bet you think that's a real knee-slapper, don't you?
But can he masturbate with it?
Kinda sucks having to find an outlet at the airport when your arm needs charging.