ashtar.  - 2015-02-21
They made a baby Real Doll.
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Oscar Wildcat - 2015-02-21 When you've finished, remember to clean the orifices with soap and water.
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gravelstudios - 2015-02-22 Heaven help me, that was the first thing I thought too. The internet has ruined my faith in humanity.
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memedumpster - 2015-02-21
I want to do a traveling show with one of these.
Memedumpster and SIDS! "The last ventriloquist show you'll ever be comfortable going into!(TM)"
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Oscar Wildcat - 2015-02-21 "Hey Sids, how many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb".
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memedumpster - 2015-02-21 "Yeah, right, like you can get a dead baby to help out around the house, amirite, ladies? Hey, Sids, which one of these lovely ladies would you say has the best Dean's Farm action going on, eh?"
*Sids falls out of the blanket and lays motionless on the stage*
"Hey-O! But really, you think kids don't have an advantage in showbiz, he can't help but die on stage and he still gets top billing..."
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Jet Bin Fever - 2015-02-21
Goddamnit uncanny valley. Stop fucking with my brain.
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Architeuthis Tux - 2015-02-21
Wow, they needed one of these for American Sniper!
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Nominal - 2015-02-21
"This technology came too late for Clint Eastwood"
...is what I WOULD have said if Tux didn't post a crappier version of that joke. Good job Tux you FUCK JOKE WASTER I'LL KILL YOU!
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Robin Kestrel - 2015-02-21
Grace.
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RocketBlender - 2015-02-22
If you're not real, then how come I feel this way? Little babies...
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