yep

"Say the line, Bart....."

I wasn't, but that is mostly because I had severe social anxiety and I was alienated by the thought of Bart Simpson being so "cool". I enjoyed The Simpsons, and I looked up to Lisa as a sort of older sister / self-projection character, but I liked neither cool music nor hip dances, with the result being that the Bartman both frightened and saddened me.

I had a similar reaction to Kris Kross in second grade. Our teacher put them on during our classroom's end-of-year party, and I nearly broke down into tears.

The roller rink arcade also had the Simpsons arcade game.

It seems like ancient history, when you're skating to Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus and the closet thing the arcade now is a Family Guy pinball machine

That's weird. I sometimes go on rollerskate dates (I bring my own rollerblades because Rollerblades, man) to this place that used to have TMNT, The Simpsons (I think) and a few others, and now it's all pinball and driving games, and I think Tekken 2. I like pinball and all, but it's nearly impossible to do it on rollerskates. That being said, I like to go there just for the pinball because it's all 25 cents.

As for this song, I seriously thought it was only a minute long or something.

Me too...NOT. ME NOT TOO.

I never realized how terrible it was.

I know we all hate the last decade and a half's worth of the Simpsons, but let's not pretend the first season wasn't, in hindsight, pretty bad in its own ways.