My stars are because when I opened the linked article "9 Pictures Of French Stewart That Will Leave Your Gash Sopping Wet" one of the recommended similar articles was "9 Pictures Of French Stewart That Will Leave Your Gash Sopping Wet."
"I'm a dude, so I fight everything."
Yes. I'd never really looked into Clickhole before; after a brief perusal I'm coming to believe it may be the best part of The Onion.