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Oscar Wildcat - 2014-10-28

How he avoids scurvy is beyond my ken.


yogarfield - 2014-10-28

Well, he has lost a ton of hair and way he's hooking his wrists could be indicative of wrist pain.

Or he's just balding and has Platform Masters induced Carpal tunnel.


Gmork - 2014-10-28

You lost me at "hate meat".


craptacular - 2014-10-28

instead of using a "skillay" use a sauce pan!
five stars for ullillillia


baleen - 2014-10-28

SKILLAY OH I LOVE HIM


EvilHomer - 2014-10-28

To make Hamburger Helper without the meat:

Make Hamburger Helper. Do not add meat.


yogarfield - 2014-10-28

YOU GOTTA HAVE THE RATIOS, USE THE FORMULA


Oscar Wildcat - 2014-10-28

The proles are not looking so healthy, EvilHomer. Could it be ...what they eat?


infinite zest - 2014-10-28

Yeah. You can easily end up with Helper Helper if you're not careful.


Oscar Wildcat - 2014-10-28

He could shred the box and put that in too.


Grandmaster Funk - 2014-10-28

"It doesn't matter which packet you open first."


EvilHomer - 2014-10-29

As long as Ulillillia has the power to choose, Mr Wildcat. I'd rather see him free and happily scurvy-ridden, then forced to eat whatever foods Inner Party billionaires with stock options in Monsanto decide are appropriate for him.


EvilHomer - 2014-10-29

Although I think technically U-dawg would be considered a lumpenprole, as he is dangerously free-willed and has proven incapable of working sixteen hour shifts at a collectivized boot factory.


yogarfield - 2014-10-28

I'm sick and spent yesterday watching Masaokis and then segued into the U-Dawg chocolate cake video. This was uploaded just after I finished with the cake, and for a moment I got chills, as if Ulillillia was right behind me.


Sludge Vohaul - 2022-06-14

Armed with a bunch of paper towel to get the grease off you first.


yogarfield - 2022-06-15

lofl


baleen - 2014-10-28

I love you, you greasy lil scrubber.


Needtodestroy - 2014-10-28

I know we can't break the prime directive here but someone's got to do something to help this poor bastard.

Also, there is a part two.


Ghoul - 2014-10-28

He's never been a picture of good health, but he looks ill. Clothes from his heavier days aren't helping matters, I'm sure.


Jet Bin Fever - 2014-10-28

This is the best cooking show I've seen in ages. Chopped can go fuck itself.


Scrimmjob - 2014-10-28

I heard someone online somewhere accuse Uli of being abusive to animals, but never figured out what they were actually talking about. Anyone know more?


fluffy - 2014-10-28

He likes to drown foxes with two tails.


EvilHomer - 2014-10-29

Yeah, he's into Tails ryona. Which is technically also child abuse.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=23873


Meerkat - 2014-10-29

I hate you for making me google ryona.


baleen - 2014-10-29

It's much worse to add uncooked pasta to cold water.


theSnake - 2014-10-29

for you fluffy


fluffy - 2014-10-28

oh my god he just keeps getting more and more precious


Father Avalanche - 2014-10-29

Did anyone ever end up seeing the doc made about him?


Spaceman Africa - 2014-10-29

Game designer, published author, mathematician, pizza connoisseur and now chef. Uli is a modern renaissance man.


jimmyboblahey - 2014-10-29

He's gonna be so bald in like three years.


cognitivedissonance - 2014-10-29

A vegetarian who doesn't go in for all that "organic" shit. He loves processed foods AND has a philosophically progressive diet.


crojo - 2014-10-29

I admire his commitment to efficient recycling.


boner - 2014-10-29

Now *this* is The Anal Retentive Chef.


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