I don't know, I'm just glad to see that North India and Nepal are keeping the torch burning, because it seems to me like Bollywood archetypes and bhangra videos have shifted more toward a "Night at the Roxbury meets a Black Eyed Peas video" look and that's not as fun.

The Rig Veda tells of an epic wherein a great lizard king from beyond the stars enslaved the people, but a short pudgy moustached hero arose and overthrew him, saving their princess. It's ingrained in their culture.

You mean the epic of the Super Mario Brothers, right?

No, Indra, what the hell are you on about?

I know a really pretty Indian girl that told me that she loves fat mustachioed Indian guys because they remind her of her father, who sounds like the biggest pile of shit dad in existence by the way.