Have you been smoking Marijuana?

I dropped half a fucking pizza on the floor.

5 second rule

I was going to brush it off and bake it a little for hygiene but there was unremovable hair on it. R.I.P. half a pizza.

If we ever meet I owes ya half a pizza :)

I've heard it's toxic to cats but years ago I had a roommate who had a cat who would sneak up when the roommate was getting stoned and then steal the weed right out of his pipe and eat it as soon as he was distracted. Never did the cat any harm I noticed.

I dunno Zirc, it sounds to me like maybe your friend just smokes some SHITTY WEED

(actually, you don't mention how much the cat ingested)

The dog's not exactly walking out of the room

bob your head like epilepsy. dave coulier as uncle jessie.

I was thinking the exact same thing!

you must be psychic!

http://www.marvistavet.com/html/body_marijuana_toxicity.html

Damn it, I woke up this morning to an email informing me that I paid for a Lechemere credit card on eBay.

oh good you're alive. i guess.
are you done being an enochian unicorn turbowhore for these swine yet, or what? i do miss you, against my better instincts.

Hey, you can't bully my friends like that!

your "friends" turned you into something indistinguishable from a child trafficker.
of course that word has no more meaning to you. you're a product of conditioning.

seriously, do you know what "54evil" actually stands for, never mind what they thought they meant? i could tell you. you might puke.





put the fuckin' glasses on.
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Except for the dog shit on the moon. Gravity's on our side whenever that happens. It'll burn up in Mars' atmosphere and give them slave owners a serious Ding Dong Ditch, courtesy of Luna herself.

so did doolittle become the silver surfer or whatever, or did he just die? ambiguous endings always messed with my head.

not that it matters, the both of them can eat shit forever for how they treated sgt. pinback.