On second thought, perhaps we should avoid the whole subject of cannibalism entirely.

I know the person depict in the video.

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Wonko The Sane

"M'LADY TO YOU LIKE M'SOULPATCH?" / tips the hat

But won't that blueberry cake get all stuck on your chin-vagina thingy?

"Now, who are the best flirts in the world? They're actually little kids."

And it went downhill from there.

"I'm a Social Dynamics Instructor. I'm also a 12th level Orc Mage and the Lavender Power Ranger. You'd be surprised how many titles I award myself each day."

5 for knowing exactly what to expect 2 seconds in

At some point, I was hoping the silhouette of his hand would try to choke him.

Gonna go to a bar and flirt with a gal by telling her how much I want to eat her eyes

All of these flirting tips were learned by flirting with children in sandboxes over the course of 2 years followed by a 5-10 year sentence. Long enough to grow that bitchin prison soul patch

I like how he casually pictures breaking up with the wife he must imagine having every day.