I would love to see the face of someone going through all the trouble of inter-dimensional travel and clone blood transfusion only to realise that the shroud of turin is fake.
And you have some of the various conspiracy theorists, who whatever their take on whatever is going on at Montauk is, say things like how local residents not knowing what the conspiracy theorists are talking about is proof that there's something going on.
I saw this. Dude was "hypnotizing" the supposed Montauk boys to get some juicy past regression conspiracy data, and groping they dicks at the same time.