Russians be jelly.

White Russians only, plz.

Penises aren't racist enough.

if it's meant to be racist, that's like the least racist drawing of Obama EVER.

Penises are racist when they're bigger than yours.

But what about Asian penises? Isn't it racist when they are smaller? If we are to accept penis size as a measure of racism, then any penis which is not precisely the same size as our own could be construed as a coded racist symbol.

Besides, that begs the question of whether or not the Russian students who did this have cocks the size of a banana. Perhaps they did? It's rather racist to assume that any given Russian guy has a cock smaller than a banana.

*Unless* the reason why the Russians didn't draw a to-scale banana cock is because they didn't want to imply, even tangentially, that they themselves would ever face-fuck a negro. That would be kind of racist. But here again, it's a possibility that favors a racist interpretation of banana-drawings, rather than a racist interpretation of penis-drawings, i.e. penises are not racist *enough*.

Heh.