Life is an ironic river, isn't it?








Also, is this all there is? Really? Surely there are other 'it's a fact' bits that I have just forgotten about, right? This is an incomplete compilation. Right?

it's weird how Geico has sort of stole this for their "did you know you can save 15 percent.. everyone knows that.. well did you know that _________" commercials.

that's like a Slenderman/Bigfoot hybrid

These bits were okay, but I always preferred the weird "facts" Gavin used to go on about.

"Do you know why they call it 'Krazy Glue'? Because the guy who invented it...didn't patent it...and another company stole it...and he went crazy. And when they put him in the asylum...instead of a straight jacket...they held his arms with Krazy glue...his own KraaaAAAaaazy glue."