Smarmy lady #2 is a genius. I want to cause pain despite my awareness of satire

Ghosts don't need remorse to qualify for a class A haunting.

Bush will be haunted until he dies and their souls drag him to the caves of the Dark Lord, all the while screaming for Cheney to come and help him. Only to see Cheney when he gets there, dressed in a hunting uniform, getting shot in the head repeatedly every five minutes.

If there's an actual for-real ghost following Bush around, I bet Bush thinks his name is "Pedro" and he's the cleaning lady's son.

"Why is Pedro always painting my walls with all my red paint?"

"George, dear that's the blood of the innocent."

"Oh good, as long as it isn't my cadmium red."

8 years.

Damn.

Good thing we spent that 8 years negotiating for peace.