Fuck this song and double superfuck the non-poe Mike Tyson. Also fuck watchmojo for not including him in their list of stars with criminal convictions, what the fuck watchmojo?
"So I was sitting at a stoplight with Phil Collins 'in the air tonight' playing on the radio. The famous drum solo was coming up so, like any normal human being, I prepared my air drums for the occasion. The drums come and I shred the space in my car a new one, holding nothing back. After i complete my epic solo I look over and see in the car next to me a guy laughing histerically. He looks at me and mouths 'in the air tonight?' I reply with a nod. He mouths again 'I understand.' I give another appreciative nod. I will forever be linked to this man. This bond we now share will live long after our bones have turned to dust."