LIKE BREAD FOR THE END OF DAYS.

Like panties.

Do they have a vending machine that dispenses other vending machines?

In the 2 weeks I spent in Japan I've never seen a panty machine. As far as I've heard they're kinda illegal and can only be found in Tokyo's seedy underbelly.
Japan isn't all rainbows and tentacle rape. They're more sexually conservative than we make them out to be. Sure they make hentai and such, but they look down upon their pervs just as American society does.

Yeah, panties were banned ages ago. And the sexual conservatism is what makes their porn so mindblowingly perverse - tentacle rape, for example, came about as a way for pornographers to skirt around laws aimed at censoring cocks.

When were you in Japan?

I went in the spring of 2008. A friend of mine was doing a English teaching gig so I flew over there slept on the floor and took the train to places like Nagoya, Takeaway, Osaka, and Kyoto.

I don't think the panties were illegal. It was the fact that they were trying to sell USED panties that made it illegal.

Pantie vending machines exist, but only for clean ones , at least that's what I've seen. They seem to be gimmick panties, and the machine I saw also vends cock-rings, condoms, and other toys too exotic for me to understand. The only one I saw was next to a block of love hotels.

I heard that the used panties can only be found in specialty stores.

Liquor vending machines with no age check mechanism.. those are real and seem to be as rare as the pantie/porn vending machines. You can get the nastiest shochu imaginable, probably why they don't need an age check, no kid would drink that.

Yeah sorry, dirty panties are illegal, that's what I meant. Which defeats the purpose of panty vending machines; if the panties are clean, then what's the point?

But I did not know that they were still available in speciality stores! Can anyone confirm this?

won't search further than this 2011 video

http://youtu.be/jzXJkXxwKHY

they actually show a vending machine, but it's indoors.

I am feeling mighty dirty.

Japan's tentacle porn is waaaaaaay older than the camera. It's pretty much intertwined into the old shinto mythology.

Have you tried Irish Veda Bread? It replaces the rum with whiskey and is not quite as rich as panettone, allowing for condiment usage.

Panettone is nice if you've got the money. But plain old B&M bread in a can is delicious. Not like this foul-looking stuff.

I don't sit around eating panettone all day, lady!
Around Christmas it's nice to sink a little dough into the yearly panettone.

Sheeoot. If I thought you could afford to eat panettone all day, I'd be on you like white on rice. Or like brown on B&M bread.

Yeah, I would definitely eat this. Looks a lot like most other plastic wrapped breads in Japan.

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

You knew that was just going to make me want to look it up more.

(I've seen it before, but didn't know the name. Still not really something I want to be reminded of at dinner.)

Sorry, but I thought if I was really vehement about not looking it up, people would REALLY want to look it up.

ohh so that's what that's called. I always called it "dead baby chicken egg".