Who _hasn't_ wrestled with this problem? I have a bag of adapters that I use, but in a pinch, you can use a pair of mohels to cut the third prong down to fit the socket.

Hee hee hee!
They slid in some pretty slick edits.

preload pic kinda looks like Jeffrey Tambor.

Uh... Since when is there a verb version of "witness" ???

Leading questions, huh? How about, "Boy, I sure do have a lot of foreskin on my penis. How about you? How much foreskin do you have on your penis?"

I like how the dos and dont's for converting Jews are equally horrible.

At least the Catholic Church got over this nonsense after Vatican II.

Goddamn Aunt Paula, at least let me finish my fucking coffee before you get into your biblical nonsense.

Sweat shirt, sweat pants, sweat socks, sweat shoes, sweat glasses, sweat pack. Classic signs of an evangelical nut job.

Neil Cavuto? Beard envy? Dick pattern shirt? Christians!

"your Jewish friend".

So true it hurts.

Why would you want to? the exchange rate from jew to xtian is terrible.

Convert a jew from gas to electric. Good for your wallet and good for the environment.

Try to coax some conversation out of them with some easy, lighthearted topics. Like the Armageddon!

wow.

I am not usually the type to wear shirts ironically, but that JESUS MESSIAH sweatshirt from the end is too fucking rad.

I have lived this. Except they cut out the part where I reply with crippling amounts of Jewish sarcasm.

I am so going to use the Crusaders of the middle ages line next time I chat it up with a Jew

Hitler was pretty good at converting Jews.

To ash!

Ba-dum-tsh!